Head of the Constitution - UK Monarchy and Government Parody

Head of the Constitution – UK Monarchy and Government Parody

A Poem about Monarchy and Government

Pull my strings Mr Chimpanzee,
pull them firm and tight,
Chimpanzee’s pick on the weakest in the zoo,
So do some of you.

Make me dance like a puppet,
to your twisted tune.
Make me bow to your idol,
make me lick your spoon.

Cut my strings of bondage,
before they cut my veins,
and while I remember to tell you,
piss off!